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The Portland Toy Company Prism is a black and white semi-realistic dildo. It's pictured standing upright on a beige ceramic coaster, with navy blue fabric in the background.

Review: Portland Toy Company Prism

by Mx.ed Reviews
October 25, 2021February 18, 2025

When it comes to sex toy preferences, I’m usually stubborn and set in my ways. I have strong feelings about vibrator patterns, specifically that I… Read More »Review: Portland Toy Company Prism

Ceela is a blue and white fantasy dildo laying on its side. In this image, it's resting on top of some fir tree branches.

Review: Strange Bedfellas Ceela

by Mx.ed Reviews
August 30, 2021September 13, 2021
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One of the more obscure ways my ADHD manifests itself is in my sex toy habits. Even when I really like a toy, it’s usually… Read More »Review: Strange Bedfellas Ceela

The Yum Yum dildo sitting on a wooden ledge. It's facing towards the camera; the toy is pictured in front of some plants and a brown wall.

Review: Colours Pleasures Yum Yum 6″ Dildo

by Mx.ed Reviews
July 9, 2021February 23, 2022

It’s no secret that I love fantasy dildos for their bold colors & abstract shapes. I know that fantasy toys aren’t everyone’s cup of tea,… Read More »Review: Colours Pleasures Yum Yum 6″ Dildo

Kudu Voodoo's mini Aleya stroker, sitting on top of a leafy green plant.

Review: Kudu Voodoo Mini Aleya

by Mx.ed Reviews
May 3, 2021December 24, 2021

Aleya is a fantasy stroker toy with a moth-inspired silhouette. It’s offered in 3 sizes and made to accommodate a variety of anatomies. The large… Read More »Review: Kudu Voodoo Mini Aleya

Review: Paladin Pleasure Sculptors Mars

by Mx.ed Reviews
April 17, 2021September 1, 2021
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Mars is a textured, non-realistic fantasy dildo made by Paladin Pleasure Sculptors. It was my first introduction to fantasy toys, and is still one of… Read More »Review: Paladin Pleasure Sculptors Mars