Reviews

The Portland Toy Company Prism is a black and white semi-realistic dildo. It's pictured standing upright on a beige ceramic coaster, with navy blue fabric in the background.

Review: Portland Toy Company Prism

by Mx.ed Reviews
October 25, 2021December 24, 2021

When it comes to sex toy preferences, I’m usually stubborn and set in my ways. I have strong feelings about vibrator patterns, specifically that I… Read More »Review: Portland Toy Company Prism

Ceela is a blue and white fantasy dildo laying on its side. In this image, it's resting on top of some fir tree branches.

Review: Strange Bedfellas Ceela

by Mx.ed Reviews
August 30, 2021September 13, 2021
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One of the more obscure ways my ADHD manifests itself is in my sex toy habits. Even when I really like a toy, it’s usually… Read More »Review: Strange Bedfellas Ceela

The Boundless Boxer Brief Harness is laying flat against a white background. There's a single flower on its right side.

Review: Boundless Boxer Brief Harness

by Mx.ed Reviews
July 16, 2021September 1, 2021

I’m a simple person – I love strap-on sex, and I have a lot of it. Since I’m always looking to expand my collection of… Read More »Review: Boundless Boxer Brief Harness

The Yum Yum dildo sitting on a wooden ledge. It's facing towards the camera; the toy is pictured in front of some plants and a brown wall.

Review: Colours Pleasures Yum Yum 6″ Dildo

by Mx.ed Reviews
July 9, 2021February 23, 2022

It’s no secret that I love fantasy dildos for their bold colors & abstract shapes. I know that fantasy toys aren’t everyone’s cup of tea,… Read More »Review: Colours Pleasures Yum Yum 6″ Dildo

The Tantus Acute laying on its side. It's turned at a slight angle, and is pictured against a black & white background.

Review: Tantus Acute Dildo

by Mx.ed Reviews
June 27, 2021September 1, 2021

The Tantus Acute is kind of like the spork of dildos. While it’s not particularly glamorous or life-changing, it’s basic, versatile, and gets the job… Read More »Review: Tantus Acute Dildo

August, a nonbinary Asian person, is wearing the Brief Harness. Their hands are on their hips; only their arms, torso and upper legs are in the frame. They are wearing a green pair of leggings underneath the harness, and a black binder covers their chest.

Review: Rodeoh Strap-On Brief Harness

by Mx.ed Reviews
May 18, 2021September 1, 2021

I have terrible hand-eye coordination, so using traditional strap-on harnesses can be a challenge. Even though I can technically put one on myself, it’s usually… Read More »Review: Rodeoh Strap-On Brief Harness

Kudu Voodoo's mini Aleya stroker, sitting on top of a leafy green plant.

Review: Kudu Voodoo Mini Aleya

by Mx.ed Reviews
May 3, 2021December 24, 2021

Aleya is a fantasy stroker toy with a moth-inspired silhouette. It’s offered in 3 sizes and made to accommodate a variety of anatomies. The large… Read More »Review: Kudu Voodoo Mini Aleya

Review: Paladin Pleasure Sculptors Mars

by Mx.ed Reviews
April 17, 2021September 1, 2021
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Mars is a textured, non-realistic fantasy dildo made by Paladin Pleasure Sculptors. It was my first introduction to fantasy toys, and is still one of… Read More »Review: Paladin Pleasure Sculptors Mars

Image of a black bulb-style pump connected to a short piece of clear hosing. Next to the pump is a measuring tape and a cylinder laying on its side.

Review: Size Matters Clitoral Pumping System

by Mx.ed Reviews
April 8, 2021August 17, 2021
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Clit pumps can enhance sensation & stimulation during solo or partnered sex. They’re also used by some transmasc and nonbinary folks to increase clit size.… Read More »Review: Size Matters Clitoral Pumping System

Review: Rocks Off Chaiamo Vibrator

by Mx.ed Reviews
March 23, 2021November 1, 2021

The Rocks Off Chaiamo is an absolute powerhouse of a bullet vibrator! Considering its price, this toy’s vibrations are impressively rumbly. Measuring 6.3 inches long,… Read More »Review: Rocks Off Chaiamo Vibrator